MagicRealismBot 100
In all the news about the bane of bots on Twitter and social media itβs easy to forget the bots that make us smile and add a bit of random beauty to our lives. One of my all time favorites is MagicRealismBot created by the brother & sister team, Chris and Ali Rodley. If you havenβt seen it before go take a look. Itβs a remarkable bot, because of the palette of concepts it draws from, and the seamless ways that they are combined. You can read a little bit about how the bot works over at Abandon Normal Devices and at Asymptote.
Every time I notice a new MagicRealismBot tweet in my timeline I wonder about the backlog of tweets, and briefly wander through them. As of today there have been 14,401 tweets since September 2015. If I did the math right thatβs an average of 15.8 tweets per day. Today the bot has 90,280 followers, and many people routinely retweet and like the short compositions. I thought it could be fun to collect the tweets and list out the top 100 in terms of how many likes they received.
Likes are less performative than retweets. Nobody really sees your like like they will your retweet. They are quieter, and trace an immediate reaction or emotional response to the tweet, that exists apart from the urge to share it with your followers. So I wanted to see a list the top 100 tweets in order of their likes, to create a map for this poetic terrain. Maybe Iβm just deluding myself, and this is just a list generated by a bot army that somebody paid for to like @MagicRealismBot tweets. But somehow I doubt that. For more about the process I used, and the data set see below.
Aside: The tweets themselves are loaded dynamically from Twitter. So the number of likes will change as people interact with them. However, the specific ordering is just a snapshot in time, and isnβt being dynamically updated as the likes change.
There is a witch in Ohio that is 60 times more depressed than you.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-28T20:18:00
A factory in Silicon Valley produces vast quantities of nihilism.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-05T20:17:00
A detective novel in which the killer is revealed to be a city.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-02T20:18:00
A duke marries starlight. They have one child: A daughter who is made of darkness.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-15T20:18:00
A carrot is elected President of the United States of America.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-28T20:17:00
You discover that you are a question mark in human form.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-23T20:17:00
There is a drug dealer in Bangkok who can get you high on paradoxes.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-04T20:18:00
You discover that you are an ocean.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-24T20:18:00
A beautiful man with teal eyes knocks at your door. You answer it, and he hands you a moon.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-05T20:17:00
A boy has sexual fantasies about forgetting.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-04T20:17:00
On New Yearβs Eve a message is written in the sky in kites. It reads: βIt will never work.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-08T20:17:00
A poet has a rare gift: She can understand the language of shooting stars.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-09T20:18:00
Fifty children meet once a year in a jade opera house to decide the fate of the universe.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-11T20:17:00
A witch realises that panic attacks are controlling America.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-20T20:16:00
A witch knocks at your door. You answer it, and she hands you a universe.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-02-26T20:17:00
A woman has a terrible migraine. It turns out there is a waterfall inside her skull.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-06T20:17:00
There is a drug dealer in Paris who can get you high on constellations.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-18T20:17:00
A sorcerer owns a stained-glass window which depicts every blow job that has ever happened.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-21T20:17:00
A woman gets married to moonlight inside a stained glass garden.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-06T20:17:00
A university student discovers that the Universe does not exist, and is relieved.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-11T20:16:00
A little girl sits on a swing in a garden. She is thinking about utilitarianism. A golem is shooting up heroin behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-17T20:18:00
A tsar marries the Sun. They have one child: A daughter who is made of clouds.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-27T20:17:00
A university student discovers that dismal failure does not exist, and is driven insane.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-08T20:17:00
A professor buys a crystal ball which lets him see every disappointment since the birth of Christ.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-16T20:17:00
A necromancer finds a tiny crystal which lets him see every act of procrastination happening around the world.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-30T20:17:00
A library is haunted by the ghost of a 15th century necromancer. He is extremely bisexual.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-09-20T20:16:00
A congresswoman sees a painting of a diamond necklace that can destroy Ted Cruz, and devotes her life to finding it.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-05T20:17:00
Your mother tells you that you are a sweet potato.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-23T20:18:00
There is a cockroach in the Garden of Eden that is 50 times more beautiful than you.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-15T20:17:00
A historian is crying. His tears are clocks.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-21T20:17:00
You suddenly realise that you are made of prime numbers.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-16T20:17:00
There is a supermarket in Paris. Instead of groceries, it sells clouds.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-14T20:17:00
An artist invents a better version of love: Selling maps.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-04T20:17:00
A deeply depressed sociologist has a rare gift: He can understand the language of bumble bees.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-20T20:17:00
If you pay a werewolf in Florida the sum of 8,800 dollars, it will destroy time and space.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-17T20:17:00
A bisexual French necromancer buys a tiny glass sphere that lets her sense the presence of Attention Deficit Disorder.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-30T20:17:00
An old lady smokes a cigarette in a high school. She is thinking about sandwiches. A succubus is singing Cherβs βBelieveβ behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-11T20:17:00
A vice president discovers that compassion does not exist, and is relieved.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-31T20:18:00
There is a library in the Forbidden City where you can borrow unicorns instead of books.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-19T20:18:00
A sentient plastic bag walks the streets of a small town in California. It keeps repeating one word: βAnuses.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-19T20:18:00
Fifty philosophers meet once a year inside a ruined motel to decide the fate of time and space.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-17T20:16:00
An owl appears next to Kim Kardashian. It says: βDonβt do it.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-19T20:18:00
A machine gun is elected President of the United States of America.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-04T20:16:00
A girl has a headache. She discovers there is a beehive inside her head.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-05-16T20:17:00
A sentient scrotum walks the streets of Berlin. It has come to steal electronic dance music.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-11T20:18:00
By eating a chocolate chip cookie, you can reach another dimension. It is filled with milkshakes and snowmen.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-10T20:18:00
A dictator marries the Sun. They have one child: A daughter who is made of pure energy.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-18T20:17:00
An irritable shopkeeper discovers a tiny crystal that lets him have sexual intercourse with Platoβs Theory of Forms.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-19T20:17:00
Tonight you will dream of a chocolate chip cookie. Inside the chocolate chip cookie is an icicle. Inside the icicle is your heartβs desire.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-06T20:18:00
A psychic turns over a tarot card with a brain on it. βYour destiny is to be eaten by a cloud of darkness,β she says to you.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-20T20:17:00
An old woman smokes a cigarette in a library. She is thinking about schizophrenia. A caterpillar is shooting up heroin behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-04-24T20:17:00
An old lady smokes a cigarette in a glacier. She is thinking about abstract art. A lizard is smoking cigarettes behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-17T20:17:00
You suddenly turn into Paris.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-04T20:18:00
You are imprisoned in a glass paperweight for the crime of stealing unrequited love.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-21T20:17:00
Bernie Sanders has a girlfriend. The girlfriend is https://t.co/h18x4x1NBo.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-30T20:17:00
You wake up and realise that you are a lake.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-07T20:17:00
A 12th century notebook describes a universe where misogyny does not exist.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-22T20:17:00
A necromancer imagines a pigeon that can destroy the sun, and dedicates his life to finding it.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-07T20:17:00
A Marxist discovers that darkness does not exist, and is driven insane.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-14T20:18:00
On the night of the full moon a poem is etched into a pearl belonging to a Belgian angel. It reads: βHang in there, baby.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-09-12T20:17:00
A bisexual pirate falls in love with good luck.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-29T20:17:00
There is a koala in Iceland that is 45 times sexier than you.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-20T20:17:00
A 40-year-old child falls in love with alcoholism.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-05-24T20:17:00
A beautiful man with blue eyes is dancing in an art gallery. He is thinking about winter. A bat is doing nothing at all behind him.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-10T20:17:00
A novelist finds out that nine spiders are controlling mathematics.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-09-24T20:17:00
The past is in a polyamorous relationship with arachnophobia and winter.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-14T20:18:00
A woman finds an essay by Nietzsche on the subject of Candy Crush Saga.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-24T20:17:00
Tonight you will dream of an owl. Inside the owl is a rectangle. Inside the rectangle is your heartβs desire.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-20T20:17:00
You receive the memories of David Bowie.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-12T20:16:00
An Italian courtesan discovers a pair of spectacles which let her see every act of forgiveness happening around the world.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-01T20:17:00
A beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in an art gallery. He is thinking about insanity. A warlock is checking Grindr behind him.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-16T20:16:00
A professor discovers that moonlight does not exist, and is driven insane.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-08-20T20:17:00
A university professor finds a long lost book containing instructions for building a cathedral out of broken hearts.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-16T20:16:00
A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a whale on it. βYour destiny is to be eaten by a whale,β he says to you.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-09T20:17:00
A little girl is hiding in a gold mine. She is thinking about true love. A dragon is having a telephone conversation behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-04T20:17:00
An astronaut is smoking weed inside the Moon.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-27T20:17:00
The Enlightenment is giving birth to a baby: Horror.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-13T20:17:00
A poet wakes up one day and has turned into a library. His lover is secretly pleased.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-22T20:15:00
A congressman discovers that information does not exist, and is relieved.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-23T20:17:00
A girl discovers that everything is being masterminded by Wikipedia.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-10-25T20:17:00
You find out that you are a chocolate-covered cherry.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-24T20:17:00
Tonight, an old woman will appear and give you the answer.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-19T20:17:00
A cold-hearted boy falls in love with veganism.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-07T20:18:00
A physician invents a better version of friendship: Smoking cigarettes.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-05-23T20:17:00
During a solar eclipse a poem is etched into a moonstone belonging to a Maltese necromancer. It reads: βYouβll never amount to anything.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-28T20:18:00
A novelist discovers that capitalism is being masterminded by a giant clam.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-02-09T20:18:00
There is a strip club in Delhi where books take their clothes off.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-27T20:17:00
There is a library in Montreal where you can borrow pigeons instead of books.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-14T20:17:00
A Venezuelan college professor has a recurring dream about being chased by an ocean. Then one day it comes true.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-17T20:17:00
A depressed psychologist discovers a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every humiliating defeat happening around the world.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-17T20:17:00
A nun discovers that a Galapagos tortoise is controlling the President of the United States.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-10T20:17:00
An anus is flying economy class to Venice.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-11-07T20:17:00
There is a secret department in Twitter that is researching how to generate feelings of pride.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2019-01-09T20:18:00
A professor of English literature discovers that Nikola Tesla is controlling the stars.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-03-04T20:17:00
A golden rollercoaster whispers to a professor of English literature: βI feel so gay.β
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-31T20:17:00
One hundred nuns come together to worship pornography.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-05-14T20:17:00
An old woman smokes a cigarette in a cathedral. She is thinking about clouds. A flamingo is sleeping behind her.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-07-07T20:17:00
A boy is injured. He bleeds stupidity.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-12-26T20:16:00
A Palestinian princess discovers that her baby is her baby.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-09-24T20:17:00
Your mother tells you that you are an electric guitar in human form.
β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) 2018-06-21T20:17:00
Great right?
To gather the data I used Justin Littmanβs twitter-scraper which automates a browser to retrieve the timeline of 13,864 tweets and writes out the tweet identifiers for each tweet.
% python twitter_scraper.py --since 2015β07β11 MagicRealismBot > ids.txt
Then I used the Documenting the Nowβs twarc utility to turn the ids into CSV using Twitterβs API:
% twarc hydrate ids.txt --format csv --output tweets.csv
Then I sorted the CSV with csvkit:
csvsort --columns favorite_count --reverse tweets.csv > tweets-sorted.csv
I imagine thereβs an easier way to do thisβββso if you know of one please let me know β¦ and letβs keep on following the magic β¨