Intelligent Design
I was so pleased to read recently
that there are others who find it appalling that the Kansas School Board
isn’t considering teaching the solid scientific evidence for the Flying
Spaghetti Monster. If the
statistics on pirates and global
warming aren’t enough to convince you, I have a little story to relate.
One night I was driving along the road, and I saw some strange lights in
the clouds. At first I thought it might be an airplane, but when I
pulled over and got out I caught the aroma of spaghetti sauce and cooked
pasta. I looked at my shirt, and didn’t see any spaghetti stains so I
immediately thought that it had been the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the
clouds. The next day I decided to hire an artist to draw what I imagined
the Flying Spaghetti Monster to look like, lurking in the clouds. The
result is above, and it’s exactly like the one I have seen
reported elsewhere! Since I paid for this artist to do the picture, it
is obviously scientifically accurate. I hope that this leaves no doubt
in your mind, that FSM is not only a reality, but a very cool one
indeed.