I was so pleased to read recently that there are others who find it appalling that the Kansas School Board isn’t considering teaching the solid scientific evidence for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If the statistics on pirates and global warming aren’t enough to convince you, I have a little story to relate. One night I was driving along the road, and I saw some strange lights in the clouds. At first I thought it might be an airplane, but when I pulled over and got out I caught the aroma of spaghetti sauce and cooked pasta. I looked at my shirt, and didn’t see any spaghetti stains so I immediately thought that it had been the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the clouds. The next day I decided to hire an artist to draw what I imagined the Flying Spaghetti Monster to look like, lurking in the clouds. The result is above, and it’s exactly like the one I have seen reported elsewhere! Since I paid for this artist to do the picture, it is obviously scientifically accurate. I hope that this leaves no doubt in your mind, that FSM is not only a reality, but a very cool one indeed.